


My quick list:
Singing out loud when no one is around. If there is any life forms in the area, I would be stoned to death. I would agree with that punishment.
Eating large quantities of pasta and believing that I will not gain. I love living in the 4th dimension. They are so agreeable here.
Breaking the hearts of old boyfriends. I think a lot was revenge on the previous guy. But they paid it forward and I got it back with such a vengeance. May they all have uncontrollable gas. Every day.
Taking pictures of my animals. Walter downloads the pics into the computer and it is picture after picture of my pets. I think he is jealous because I don’t record his every move.
But here is Mix Ruby feeling a little guilty. Just a little. I can’t get mad at her and like it would make a difference if I did.
And mucho thanks to Angelia. Without her help, you’d all have to imagine what Miz Ruby looks like!

I like to hide in libraries and museums. I turn my cell phone off and take my time. It's heaven. Shhhh. Don't tell.
~ Rhi B.
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