


This
afternoon I was in the car with my best friend, and “When I Grow Up” by the
Pussy Cat Dolls was playing on the radio.
Now I've got a confession
When I was young I wanted attention
And I promised myself that I’d do anything
Anything at all for the boys to notice me…
…'Cause see when I was younger I would say
When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on TV
People know me
Be on magazines
Ah, it’s so great to see the Pussy Cat Dolls encouraging girls to aim high.
Excuse me while I wipe the vomit off my keyboard.
And I so admire them for placing such emphasis on being lusted after by the opposite sex. Because as every surgically enhanced, makeup-coated starlet will tell you, being respected or liked by the opposite sex is, like, so boring.
And thank you Pussy Cat Dolls, for encouraging girls to aim for the stuff that really matters in life, like money, fame and cars. What excellent role models you are: I’m so thrilled that little girls all over the world are aspiring to be like you. We have so few semi-clad sexed-up pop stars to look up these days – thank goodness you’re here for us.
Snapping out of sarcasm for a moment (hey,
it’s hard for me), it really does break my heart to see women with marginal
talent, marginal clothes, and very questionable messaging held up as role models for girls. It terrifies me to think that young women are aspiring
to be like the Pussy Cat Dolls.
And so,
in (dis)honour of the Pussy Cat Dolls, who are truly awful role models for young
women, I give you five women who are truly wonderful role models:
Nancy
Pelosi
Congresswoman
for

Alanis
Morissette
Singer-songwriter
(check out her parody of the Black Eyed Peas song “My Humps”)
Indra
Nooyi
CEO of
PepsiCo, Fortune’s 11th
most powerful woman

Judith
Warner
Writer,
blogger and radio host

Margaret
Cho
Comedienne and gay rights activist

When I heard the song, I did a doubletake as well. And I actually saw the video. However, I took the lemons and made lemonade- I remember when I was young and I wanted to be a cheerleader waitress nurse. As I got into my teens I wanted the material things, and boobies. But, now that I'm 35, I realize how fleeting the desire for those things is. (Or, should be.) Me, and my girls, have grown past judging a person's worth in the value of their cars, their popularity, or their boobs.
The sad thing here is that PCD's have made themselves mouthpieces for low standards. Pretty much anything they sing is meant to be a joke. If they are truly happy with their rock star status, cars, and enhancements, I'm actually sad for them. There is so much more to life and they will know nothing of it when "When I Grow Up" is 487 on America's Top 500. No matter how many sleek, shiny cars fill their garages, it will never fill the empty spot that is their spirit.
I hope that they and their fans understand that being grown up means moving past the low standards. It's why I enjoy the song- it reminds me where I've been and where I am.