I said to him “Oh. That’s it. I’m gonna kick you in the FACE-UH.” And then I realized that we were in a very public place. People were staring and he and I suppressed our laughter as best we could. Unfortunately we’re not the kind of peo...

Well, not today. But I will. I’m convinced that I actually will. I know it from the bottom of my heart, a truth so true that I can feel it from the bottom of my toes and I giggle as it works it’s way up to my head. I’m winning the Powerball, be...

I’m glad we’re all talking about this. I really am. From the lame yellow pages commercial (My boyfriend is a pig, thus *I* need a personal trainer.); to anorexia in our mothers; to the curvaceousness of Mizz Monroe; to breasts sized both big and ...